What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

'Optical neural engine' can solve partial differential equations - Tech Xplore

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Gmail’s AI summaries now appear automatically - The Verge

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Triple H: WWE bringing R-Truth back after backlash to departure is ‘all part of the show’ - Awful Announcing

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Make Nazis afraid again!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Chase Sapphire Reserve’s Annual Fee Is Increasing to $795. Is It Still Worth It? - AFAR

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

TEXT:

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Placeat minus alias eum quo.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.